Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Is that your ass?!

Are you serious, you just farted
Don't lie, yes you did, don't try to deny it
SHIT!!!!!!
My mouth was open, I was under the covers
We're suppose too be lovers

This really is making my stomach turn
Don't just sit there looking crazy
Go get some spray or an incense to burn
Your actions right now have really amaze me

OK that is better, but I can't believe you
Sure there was no doo-doo
Alright baby I am through, go to bed
Give me a Kiss boo boo

Bobby Drake

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Bobby Drake, it's a queef, not a fart. If you were down with your mouth open under the sheets you were obviously doing something.
It's a QUEEF! It's still kind of gross and very embarassing, but happens to all of us women at some point!

Uncle Charlie, Zambey on December 16, 2009 at 12:33 PM said...

WOW!! Stop it!!

Anonymous said...

Especially when he gets behind it and spreads that ass....can't stop the queefs! hahahaha

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