Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Three types of guys

Where do I start? Ladies first of all stop thinking that you know what a man is thinking because you don't. Secondly, stop asking your "guy friends" because they don't know shit either. The only thing a woman should concern herself with is the three different types of guys. A) Ass-hole B) Lazy C) Good guy.

A) Ass-hole

The ass-hole is probably a good guy strangely enough, but the problem is once an ass, always an ass. These are the guys that make it so unbelievably hard for the good guys to have a good relationship because the girl is always looking over her shoulder for you to f*@k up. Ass-holes are the guys that only give compliments when it suits some selfish agenda. Or only want to do what they want when they want too. The guy that doesn't think any of your friends bring anything positive to your life. The guy that will look you in the face and say hurtful things because you (women) say it's OK.

B) Lazy (a.k.a Lazy ass)

Ha..I think most guys fall into this group because it's the easiest. Some guys don't have any ambition to do anything in life except play video games, adult league sports and pleasure themselves while watching, "Man, woman" on the Maury Show, or to Tecmo Bowl, which ever comes first! ha. Ladies be aware of lazy guys, they're the ones usually with not a care in the world. It's hard to get them to commit or have an adult conversation about anything, because they usually don't have an opinion...about ANYTHING. Usually this is directly contributed to them taking time away from their fantasy baseball draft or guitar hero!

C) Good Guys (a.k.a. Solid Dude)

Now, ladies we've finally made it to the good guys. To many of you they might as well be the Lochness monster or Big Foot. But they're out there. This is how you separate these guys from the rest. When you're out on the town, does he open doors for you? Tell you how beautiful you are more then once so you know he's into you? Call you out of the blue to tell you how wonderful you are and how you make his life better? Rather then "always" wanting to jump your bones, maybe a late night massage and a bottle wine. The good guys are the one that are genuinely hurt when things go wrong and do what they can to make it right. The good guys are the ones that can admit fault but are willing to work through it.

OK I'm off my blogging high horse. Just some food for thought for the ladies. Just think it's about time you stop trying to be mind readers and start with making better choices in guys from the start. Sorry to break this to you ladies but you're not going to change any man that's set in his ways. To be fair if there is a young lady out there that would like to blog from the opposite point of view please let me know...the mic is all yours.

Be good.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

you couldn't be more right on all three types. and it's very interesting the order in which you labeled them because it often takes being treated badly by many of the ass-holes and dealing with the lazy-asses for a woman to get to the good guy and realizing that the good guy is the right one for her and the way he treats her is the way it should be. i must say that i'm very blessed to have a "solid dude" in my life!

SaKi said...

I think you pretty much hit the nail on the head. And Lochness Monster or Bigfoot? haha.. you are funny!

Oh, and also, I agree that women in general try to read too much into what guys say or do or don't do. Women and men are just so different and so if women quit trying to read into things or quit trying to get guys to be someone that they (the women) want them to be and just accept the men exactly how they are I think things are usually way easier. So ladies, just let it be and he should be chasing you and letting you know he's interested.

And for the record, I think you fall in category C for sure!! Great blog!

Anonymous said...

I think you ladies have it right. So many times we deal with stupid shit because we feel like we don't have options, or "he's" the best I can do. I've know Cornell for years and he's always been a stand up guy...Mr. Prom King!!? Keep the good insight coming. Maybe add onoe more catagory: The sexy guy- The guy ladies only want to play with, because once you get passed the physical there's nothing left!lol

Uncle Charlie said...

haha...who posted that last comment? For the record I am officially and forever a part of the royal family. Stop hating. ha

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