What is every man's dream? I believe it’s a “Mature Experience,” a night of romance with an older woman at least 40. Why is this man's dream? Let me break it down for you:
First, all men deep down are mama's boy. We love the sanctuary of a mother’s warmth, that lovely feeling of being safe and secure.
Second, mature women know what they want and don't take any nonsense. When you approach an older woman you have to have your shit together. Bringing your “A” game is a must, so speaking in street slang with your jeans half off your ass is not going to get it done.
Third, mature women are selfless. When they are into you they do whatever for you. They are there for you when you need advice, a little money, sexually and unlike younger woman they can cook their ass off. Nothing is better than a nice home cooked meal after a long day.
Finally, the SEX IS BETTER!!! Sorry to all my 20 something ladies, but it’s a fact, you don't mature sexually until your mid 20's early 30's. I know all women think they hold gold between their thighs, but just imagine what it is like when it has marinated for a few more years (HAHA-inserted from the editor Uncle Charlie). Plus, older women are freaks they really know how to shake the sheets. They really know what gets them off so there is no beating around the bush they set the mood and get down to business.
Fellas, if you haven't had a mature experience find one but like I said come correct this not a Mickey D's date, so bring you’re “A” game. Ladies (20’s and 30’s) go talk to a mature woman, everyone has a freaky aunt in their family, hell it may be your mom! Ask some questions so you can get your game tight. Don’t think you are all you can be now, take the advice from your favorite song and UPGRADE…yourself
Bobby Drake
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1 comments:
Not sure who wrote this but it sounds really familiar..ha. The difference between a twenty something and a forty something is, that bitch is 40 and old!!
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